actually, I'm a sock model
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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