Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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