Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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