Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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