Porn is love you can see.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
