we have pet lesbian snakes
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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