You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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