My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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