Non-Jews are for practice
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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