How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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