I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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