sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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