4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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