I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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