Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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