paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
The uberlube is also flammable
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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