I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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