UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
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