went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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