Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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