Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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