She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Oh god it's open bar.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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