the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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