Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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