At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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