You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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