So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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