every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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