Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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