I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.