We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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