i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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