ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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