do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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