My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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