Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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