She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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