I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I intend to get homeless drunk
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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