I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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