how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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