There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
please don't ironically join a cult
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