All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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