You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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