yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
