I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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