discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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