he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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