are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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