Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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