Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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