Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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