We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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