Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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