Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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