i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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