i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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