Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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