Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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