And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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